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-# .profile
+# git.a39.ca/yuki
 
+Hi, I'm Yuki, here's a bunch of code I wrote for no discernable reason: ***now on a self-hosted forge!***
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+Most of the code contained herein comes with no warranty, and probably are one-off projects I'll never touch again but are archived here in hopes it's going to be useful to someone, or myself from the future, here be dragons
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+For complaints please contact me on Mastodon at [@Yuki@im-in.space](https://im-in.space/@Yuki) or by email at [yuki@a39.ca](mailto:yuki@a39.ca)
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+Have fun!
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